A story about another humid summer night.

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“Look at everything. Don’t close your eyes to the world around you. Look and become curious and interested in what you see.” –John Cage

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Chris “Hound” Bassitt is still looking for his first win in an Oakland uniform.

I am sitting on a friend’s second story balcony on a humid 95 degree evening listening to the A’s play the Indians on my tiny little portable radio. She lives in a sort of “urban” environment, so I enjoy watching the hobos, tweakers, weirdos, wackos, dog walkers, college students, yuppies, drunks and working class mothers that are usually shuffling by my metal, eagle perch..day after day. An impenetrable mass of prejudices, clichés and trite remarks.
First Inning: Rookie Chris Bassitt gives up 3 runs in the first inning on an error and a Carlos Santana blast to deep center. (Has any musician lost so much credibility so fast in the history of music?) Josh Reddick gives the fans in attendance and listening across the airwaves a small semblance of respect with his RBI double effectively erasing the goose egg and making our desperate fandom seem incipient of a team that could possibly throw a monkey wrench in another team’s plans. The people continue shuffling by, sometimes even looking up and making eye contact with me. An overwhelming feeling envelops me– all of our lives are tedious and pointless and I feel justified as I’m listening to a game that consists of silly boys swinging wood and touching balls.
Bottom 4th: An old man with a cast, wife beater and a mouth that he literally and seemingly can’t close like a gaping, jagged, and putrid cave calls out to a woman who lives in the building. She is in her early 40’s and dresses quite strange– all her clothes seem to be thrifted, yet she mishmashes them together in a way that would put a young fashionista to shame; always changing her clothes multiple times daily. She also walks with her right hand in the air with a sort of aristocratic delicacy, as if holding a tiny cup of tea. Brett Lawrie (who probably wears wife beaters as well.) is doubled off of second to end the inning. The radio continues to crackle over the hum of life and observation.
clunkyTop 6th: a group of drunk, reveling young people stroll by with a girl exclaiming,
“I’ve waited 21 years for this!”
The girls are wearing giant, clunky high-heels that seem to be all the rage these days. They can barely walk in them and it seems as if every synapse in their still maturing/intoxicated brains are working overtime during every excruciating step. Chris Bassitt gets out of a jam and is pitching very well.
Top 8th: A mulatto girl with a blond mohawk is talking to the 300 pound fat man who sits in his car for hours blasting house music (a genre of electronic dance music) and staring at his cell phone. The fat man is very meticulous about parallel parking as this simple task always takes over a minute each time. The A’s make a pitching change…R.J. Alvarez, another recent AAA cannon fodder call-up who gets a pop-up on a bunt attempt. 3 drunken girls stumble by with the one in the clunky shoes in the middle being held up by the other 2.
Bottom 9th: Carlos Carrasco twirls a complete game 2 hitter as he gets Josh Reddick to ground out in a moment of anti-climax. The A’s went down quickly and orderly in a game that lasts only 2 hours and 15 minutes which proves the dog days are already here with 2 months left in the season. A girl pees in a bush as her boyfriend looks on, while the man who rides the cruiser bike with classic rock pouring out of a ghetto blaster dangling precariously from his handlebars rides by. I wonder why he is always shirtless.
Final Score: Indians 3, Athletics 1

8 Comments

Further evidence that baseball is life. Often, nothing much happens, but sometimes, it can be fairly entertaining.
Cool stuff, man.
Incidentally, are you into the music of Tim Armstrong / Rancid? I believe he’s from somewhere out your way.

Yes. They are from Berkeley which borders Oakland, but I’m not so much of a fan.

Thanks again Bill…oh…and I’m looking forward to your (future) piece on Cespedes!
I think you will love him…his only weakness is lack of walks and taking huge cuts at bad pitches. It will be interesting to see how he adapts to the N.L.

Mets fans everywhere should be excited about this deal (though I’m sure some will still find a reason to complain.)

Sounds like a fun and fascinating way to spend an evening. Thanks for sharing.

That was cool,man!If you just take the time to unpeel your eyes from your smartphone and look around once and a while,there Is life going on all around you 😉

Thanks for the kind words Tony. I agree with you 100 percent!

Hot damn! I love this post, the idea of play by play within play by play is brilliant and the writing, so wonderfully observant. Wish I was there with you Gary and turned a nip off the old bottle smuggled onto the porch into a gulp and swig and suddenly no longer observing, but participating in the madness.

Thanks, Steve. For some reason I get the feeling that I wouldn’t mind you being there.

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